So what's all this then?
Every time I go out to eat at a new place, I sit down and write a review of the food.
Why is the site called "Bite Me Bellingham"?
It's funny because biting is something you do to food and also I don't like Bellingham. So you all can
bite me.
How do I contact you so I can tell you you're wrong or tell you to take down a review?
You don't. I don't give a damn what you think.
But I'll sue you!
Fucking bring it. I'll stand by every single word I write.
How do I contact you to say that I love the site and you're absolutely right?
Don't. If you like the site, tell someone else about it, or link to it on the social
media.
Why don't you post any pictures of your food?
Because I'm not a goddamn Instagram hipster. I'm interested on how the food tastes, not spending half my
life setting up light boxes and posting a deconstructed burger so twelve followers can quickly scroll
past
it when browsing their feeds.
How do I get my restaurant reviewed on your site?
Contact me and offer me a free meal for two, or wait until I find your restaurant on my own and decide
to
eat there.
A free meal for two!? That's highway robbery!
So wait. I couldn't care less.
Fine. So how do I contact you then? You don't have an e-mail listed on the site.
That sounds like a you problem. If you want a review so bad, you figure it out.
